Soy Sauce Is My New Religion

"We're talking a tentacled flying lamp-fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"



And that's all you need to know about JOHN DIES AT THE END by David Wong.

Besides the fact that it's insane. Dark. Funny as shit. Horrifying. Dimension-hopping. Monstrous.

Retarded.

(And don't get your P.C. panties all in a bunch, tightwad. Wong threads that word all through the book and it's meant exactly the way you meant it when you were in eighth grade.)

[In fact, now I sorta hate myself for even providing that disclaimer. When did all the wordsies start coming with those, anyway?]

† Digression.

Just buy the damned book. Hate your own face for not writing it first. Then pre-order its THIS BOOK IS FULL OF SPIDERS sequel. Then wait feverishly for the movie (with Paul Giamatti. VOD December, theatrical Jan. 2013).

You'll thank me. I mean, Wong. But also John.

And possibly never look at a bottle of Kikkoman soy sauce the same way again.

Or an Irish setter. 


6 comments:

Jessica Bell | August 31, 2012 at 12:00 PM

Wow! What an awesome sell. I'm so buying these books!!! LOL

Johanna Garth | August 31, 2012 at 12:23 PM

Never heard of them but now I'm dying to pick one up!

Zoe C. Courtman | August 31, 2012 at 12:25 PM

Mission accomplished!! Spread the word, man. Spread it! :D Thanks for checking in.

Heather Scher | August 31, 2012 at 6:26 PM

Nice job. I'm in. :P

Tamara Narayan | September 6, 2012 at 12:30 PM

These look awesome. Will definitely check them out.

H | August 9, 2013 at 6:23 PM

Loved this book but just saw the movie last night = blecko. Thank God for Paul Giamatti or I would have turned it off. Before the end. Which is saying a LOT.

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