Greatest audiobook. Evah.

Why wasn't this out when MY kid was two??



"FUCK your stuffed bear - I ain't gettin you SHIT!"

*dies laughing*

I mean, when you absolutely, positively got to get e'ry motherfucking child to sleep, accept no substitutes and just get yours free from audible.

You're welcome, mamacitas and papasitos :) Now get some fuckin sleep!


7 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh | June 15, 2011 at 8:41 PM

Helen Ginger posted about this book today - the title is hilarious!

Lydia K | June 15, 2011 at 9:35 PM

That book is sooooo funny! I loved it!

Alesa Warcan | June 16, 2011 at 3:33 AM

Heheheh.
Samuel L. Jackson makes it!
The only other famous person I can think of of who could pull it it off Christopher Walken...
But the tone would be all different. : p

Jessica Bell | June 16, 2011 at 6:41 AM

I posted a link to this on FB a couple of weeks ago! Isn't it fab! lololol

Alleged Author | June 16, 2011 at 4:02 PM

That's the same thing my mom asked me. Although it was more..."Alleged, why wasn't this book out when you were two?". Heh heh!

lbdiamond | June 17, 2011 at 9:13 AM

Hi!!!!!!! *waves*

LOLOLOLOL! That's so f***ing funny!

Vicki Rocho | June 21, 2011 at 12:13 AM

Hahaha...I've been seeing that book around but haven't purchased yet. I think every parent has had nights like that!

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